OMG. OMG. OMG. I just got this e-mail. I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. If this isn’t a joke, I might as well jump off a cliff and let this guy run Rev2 forever.

Hi Sid, wrote this about a new search site called Google. Took me all day. Hope you enjoy.

Google – The New Search King?

With the myriad of search engines out there these days, picking the best was always going to be a tough job for even the most experienced of web gurus.  A tough job – Until I came across Google while randomly googling “search engines.” From the start, Google stood head and shoulders above the rest. It bore little resemblance to the cluttered homepages of Yahoo! and MSN Search, with only a logo and a text box adorning the main page. It would seem that while other sites such as Yahoo! want users to spend as much time as possible on their homepages, Google wants uses to spend as little.  How exactly does Google profit from this then? Read on…

After your have entered your query and pressed search, your results are listed with the one Google deems most relevant first. It decides this based on a complex algorithm developed by it’s founders, Sergey Brin and Larry Page while at Stanford University. Down the right side of the page, you will notice that a dolphin is making its way across from the local sunflower field. These sunflowers have been specially created for Google so that when directly exposed to sunlight they produce valuable metals. Hence Google’s motto, “Money doesn’t go on trees, but it does grow on sunflowers.”

Tapdancing is also a key element of Google’s plans for world domination. Energy created by the collision between the sole of the shoe and the floor is harvested by The Carpet People (as seen in numerous Terry Pratchet books) and then transferred to Google Headquarters via tesla beams. The energy is then used as a power source for “The Mega Ultra Hyper Laser” being developed by Al Gore. It is believed that that the internet meme “Immah fireiing teh laserr!!!11!!” has its origins within Google.

To conclude, Google is definitely  a well rounded and efficient search engine, one that is sure to be a big name in the future. Invest in this one people…